Sunday, February 27, 2011

Top 6 Scariest Mario Bosses

We've all thought Mario was innocent and cute. Well sometimes it can get well...scary.
I know I'm doing a post that should be done in October but I have the urge to do it and I don't wanna wait til' October.

Each boss comes with a song and a description and a picture.

6-Tubba Blubba's Heart





Wait...There is an organ for a boss? That's just CREEPY! Now this boss is the boss of Chapter 3 of Paper Mario. Well technically Tubba Blubba is the boss but he is basically too easy so this guy is sort of the true boss. The creepiest thing about him is his eyes and that fur. His music is epic too.


5-Smithy (True Form)

Now everybody hates Smithy. Who causes all that annoying stuff in Mario RPG.
But what is so annoying about him? His HEAD. His plain head. Look at his mouth. It looks like just weird fangs. WHY COULD HAVE THEY KEPT THE UN-SCARY SMITHY!!! (I have never fought this boss)

4-Chauncey










Goo goo ga-RUN!!! Luigi's Mansion is known for being a sort of scary game. Chauncey is this crazed baby who grows giant and tries to kill you. Now ghosts are creepy and giant babies creeep me out. Mix them together and this is what you get. He attacks with kids toys, how original!


3-B0gmire




Whoa! Luigi's Mansion is scary. Now this guy makes Chauncey look like a Koopa. He lives in a SCARY graveyard and can teleport. The way he is sort of liquidy is scary.


2-Bouldergeist





WHAT IS THAT THING?????? It is three words. Gives you nightmares. Now the boss itself is extremely scary. But to make it worst it's true form is disgustingly gross. I can't post a picture so try Googling "Bouldergeist true form" The music is cool.



Before 1...We shall recap...

6-Tubba Blubba Heart

5-Smithy (TRUE)

4-Chauncey

3-Bogmire

2-Bouldgeist

1...

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SUPER PAPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

SUPER DIMENTIO!



WHAT IS THAT...THING????!!!!! It's scary of course. Now clowns are very scary in my opinion. Giant insane clowns that look like Luigi are even scarier. The weird chain he's attached to is crazy. And that fist is even creepier. When he dies his head falls off. Luckily no blood. THE BOSS MUSIC IS EPIC!



Thank you for reading.