Mario: Another day to be tortured in a story.
A brick falls on Mario’s head.
Mario: CHEESE!
Mario: I hate saying that! I’m allergic to dairy in the first place!
Mario: I’m a Mario!
Mario: GRRR!
Luigi: Hi Mario! You stupid idiot!
Mario: I’M AN IDIOT! WOOHOO!
Luigi: I HATE SAYING THAT MARIO IS STUPID!
Waluigi walks in, he falls in a pit.
Waluigi: THAT WAS UNNECESSARY!
Writer: Well yada yada yada!
Waluigi: EEK! I’M SCARED!
Waluigi: But I got the award for Mushroom Kingdoms 6th Bravest Man!
The background changes to Ice Land.
Luigi: Brr!
Lemmy: HAHA! I HAVE A FREEZE GUN!
Lemmy shoots the freeze gun at Mario.
Mario is now frozen.
Luigi: Thank god...WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS %$^&!
Writer: I am
Luigi punches the writer. But he dodges.
Luigi: Making yourself seem perfect! Bring back my brother!
Writer: Fine!
Mario unfreezes.
Mario: CHEESE!
Lemmy dies.
Luigi: YOU’RE A MURDERER!
Luigi: Oh yeah! I’m the writer now!
The writer kills Luigi.
Writer: I HAVE SUPREME VICTORY!
Waluigi: EEK!
Waluigi runs away.
Waluigi: HELP! I’M BEING PULLED AWAY!
Mario: OH YEAH!
Mario jumps on the writer. He ki...
Mario: HA! I’VE GOT CONTROL NOW!
The writer melts.
Writer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Let’s see...
Luigi comes back to life, so does Waluigi and Lemmy.
Luigi: THANK YOU!
Mario: There is one thing you could do...
Luigi does all Mario’s chores.
Luigi: MARIO!
Mario: That’s the way it goes.
The End
