Friday, April 29, 2011

Tetris Party Live Review

I had some DSi points, so why not buy a Tetris game? I got it, but do I like it? That is the question. Get ready to make some rows for my first DSiWare review.

Presentation:
Good. There are many modes to choose from. But the best mode is the Wi-Fi mode. I've once beaten two people; and I'm just a beginner! Besides from the Wi-Fi, the presentation is just decent. You have your modes, Play Tetris, Marathon and CPU Battle. The score is 85!

Sound:
Really, I think there are about 3 tracks in the game. They are OK. But I guess the noise when you make a hard drop is cool. The score is 30.

Graphics:
I've got to admit. The graphics were done well. I'm not saying they were excellent. But I see the developers did exactly what they wanted to do. The blocks were well built. You can select backgrounds to see when you're playing. I give this an 87.

Gameplay:
If you've never played a Tetris game before, you try to fill in rows to get points. The gameplay is very addicting. The whole concept is extremely fun. I give this a 90.

Preservation:
You can play this game for years and never stop. As I said earlier, the game is very addicting. It's great if you're in the mood for a nice, simple game. I give this a 95.

Overall:
This game is great. You know what? It's my top recommendation for a DSiWare game, along with Master of Illusion and Oregon Trail. If you like WiFi games; get this. The game is very nice. It's a must have for any DSi owner. The score is...77, with the title of "Good".

Thursday, April 28, 2011

NAME CHANGE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!

I've decided to change my blogs name to Flagpole X after Super Mario Bros.
I really started not liking the name WADS. Why?
1-Unappealing
2-My blog is for reviews, not WADS.
3-WADS stands for Wii and DS. I don't do just Wii and DS.

I have more news. I will start doing a new review system. I will give titles to the games. I will NOT change the titles of my old reviews. Here are the titles.

100-Masterpiece
90-99-Awesome
80-89-Great
70-79-Good
60-69-OK
50-59-Mediocre
40-49-Bad
30-39-Awful
20-29-Horrible
10-19-???
1-9-Oh Crap

It will be really rare to give a game a score lower than 10.

Thank you for reading.

Monday, April 25, 2011

PROJECT CAFE FEATURES

There is something new in the gaming world...Project Cafe.
Project Cafe is a successor to the Wii. I will look at some features I have predicted and see how high they'll probably appear.
(These are NEW features exclusive to Project Cafe, no features available on the Wii will be on this list *excluding backwards compatibility )

MULTITASK-High
TOUCHSCREEN ON CONTROLLER-Moderately High
CAMERA ON CONTROLLER-Moderately High
X AMOUNT GAMES INSTALLED IN SYSTEM-High
PUT THREE GAMES IN AT A TIME (ONE PROJECT CAFE, WII AND GAMECUBE DISC)-Moderate
BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH THE WII-Very High
BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY WITH THE GAMECUBE- Low
MUSIC CHANNEL-Moderate
MENU DESIGN CHANGING-Moderately Low
BUNDLED GAME-Very High

That's about it. Thank you for reading.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Bidoof's Big Bash


Bidoof was sad because nobody liked him. All the fully evolved Pokemon laughed at him, the pseudo-legendaries beat him up. So he decided to get some balloons and throw a party at his dam. Bidoof was so excited to have at least ONE Pokemon come to his party, then when he went outside...
Nothing.
Bidoof then got mad, so he decided to attract attention by stealing from the museum. Bidoof then snuck into the art museum and tried to steal...but it was the middle of the day.
"You'll never make a friend!" a Furret said, "You're just a stupid, dumb mouse!"
Bidoof went home and cried. But then he thought, "Hey! I bet the other Bidoof will play with me!"
He went to the park, but no Bidoof, he went to the zoo, but no Bidoof.
"I give up," he thought.
"Don't!" a mysterious voice said.
"Who is it?" Bidoof said.
"Me! Jirachi!" The voice said.
"Who?"
"Jirachi!" Jirachi said.
"What do you want?" Bidoof asked with disrelief.
"To...BLOW YA UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jirachi said with craziness.
"What?" Bidoof said, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End

The Origin of Mudkip


One day Professor Birch was looking for a water starter Pokemon. So he painted a weird salamander blue and cloned it with his illegal Mewtwo and called it Dudkip. But everybody hated that name and they liked the name Mudkip better. Nobody wanted the Mudkip since it was weird, Then some guy named Brock went "CUTIE PIE!" and stole the Mudkip.
THE END




Thursday, April 14, 2011

Super Mario Bros. 3 Review

This is one of the best games ever. Actually, it isn't. Super Mario Bros. 3 IS the best game ever. Here's the review:

Presentation:
This is the first game to incorporate maps in the Mario series. I loved the maps. The first Mario game I played and liked was the original Super Mario Bros. I remember going to the mall one day and getting this system with all these great games. Then I think it stopped working. Luckily we had an old NES with the original Mario AND Mario 3. I liked Mario 1. But I got SO frustrated getting Game Overs and having to start the game over. But Super Mario Bros. 3 doesn't do that. If you lose, you start from the beginning of the world. They could even incorporate a very nice title screen. Controls were flawless too, I give this a score of 100.

Sound:
Some of the tracks were unforgettable. The athletic theme was definitely the best though. All the map tracks suited their world VERY well. The airship music has been remixed like, I don't know; maybe a kajazillion times and I love the music kajizillion times infinity. I will give this 99.

Graphics:
It was from the NES. Don't expect much. NOT! The graphics looked very nice for an NES game. Mario didn't look like 5 blocks on top of each other, he looked real. I would give this a lower score, but this was the best at it's time. I give this a 99.

Gameplay:
Nothing better. You run, jump and even fly. The raccoon suit was the best addition. They better use it in Mario 3DS. The Tanooki, Frog and Hammer suits were all awesome. All the worlds were challenging and fun. There's not much more to say but it's perfect. The score is 100.

Preservation:
With all the fun stuff in the game, you're going to want to play over and over again. If you have the GBA version you'll be playing even more since the levels are now replayable. I give this an 100.

Overall:
I cheated on this a little bit. I rounded up the score. But overall the game is a flawless masterpiece. You did it Nintendo, your game earned the first game on WADS to get a perfect 100. I recommend this to anybody who has a Wii, SNES, NES, GBA or whatever. If you don't have any of those, I would buy it just for the game.
Thank you for reading.

Design Change

In honor of my favorite game, There will be a Super Mario Brothers 3 background for the next 7 days. Thank you for reading.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Mario is Missing Review

I ordered this game to play it for a while. And boy did I play it for a while. I finished it in about 1 hour. What do I think about it? Let's see.

Presentation:
Not much. The story is that Bowser kidnaps Mario. And Luigi must go through the real world and save him. The menu screens are not so hot. I guess the controls worked pretty well. The box art was a little nice. I give it a 50.

Sound:
I never payed attention to the sound. But I remember some of the music sounding not so good. I'm playing on the NES version. But I've watched videos of the Koopalings on the DOS version. That's why I give this a 40.

Graphics:
I have to admit it. This game HAS one of the best graphics on the NES. But don't go buying this game yet. The treasures look very dull and unrealistic. I give it a 55.

Gameplay:
Hmmmmmm.....*zzzz* Oh! yeah! I was thinking how BORING the gameplay was. You play as Luigi and save Mario and collect treasures and kill Koopas. A newborn can kill the final boss and you'll even sometimes get Yoshi to help you out! Plus you don't need Yoshi at all if I recall. The gameplay is not the best I've seen. I give it a...40

Preservation:
You can probably beat the game in 30 minutes and never play it again. There are NO unlockables. 12 levels of boring-ness and nothing good. I give it a 30.

Overall:
Let's put it this way, the game isn't good. Even if you are a fan of geography, don't get this game. If you're looking for a good way to learn geography, go get a interactive globe or go to Wikipedia to learn. I give this game a 43.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Top 5 Funnest Games I've Ever Played in My Whole Life

Okay! These are my Top 5 games ever! I might have not reviewed ALL of these games yet; but I will try to as soon as possible.

RULES:
#1-I can't put a game on this list I haven't played much. For example. If I go to GameStop and demo the latest game for about 2 minutes, It won't be on this list.

#2-Scores Aren't the Deal
Scores do not matter. No matter what. If I give Game A a 77 and Game B 80, I could put Game B higher on the list. This is about how much fun I had playing it.

The list begins now...

5-Super Mario Galaxy 2
I know this game is good. Except it isn't number 1. I still love it though. Yoshi makes a great return in this game. I still haven't collected all 120 stars! Why I love this game is because of all the new different galaxies to explore.

4-Super Mario Galaxy
I personally like Super Mario Galaxy better than it's sequel. Why?
-Hub is better
-Better bosses
Both of those things are only worth about 2 points. But still, I like Super Mario Galaxy better.

3-Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
This is my first Pokemon game. I never knew much about Pokemon. I got this game at the end of 2009. I didn't like it at first. Oh yes, I forgot, I have Diamond. My team is Empoleon, Dialga, Machoke, Psyduck, Staravia and Budew. I don't like battling the Elite Four. Anyways, this game rocks. I said I didn't like it at FIRST. But now it's Number 3. My favorite Pokemon is Togepi.

2-Super Smash Bros. Brawl
This game should have been rated E10. It isn't THAT violent. The game is awesome. A little too great, I've reviewed this game and gave it a 98/100. The highest score I've given to a game. The stages are very great. The new Assist Trophies are fun. (I love Mr. Resetti). and look at the new character roster. Um...There's Lucas, ROB and even Ike. Oh! There is one more. Sonic? That can't be right. Oh well! I guess it is right! Yes, you can play as Sonic AND Snake in this game.

1...
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHAT IS IT?
Guy: Don't you always recap?
Me: Oh yeah!

5-Super Mario Galaxy 2

4-Super Mario Galaxy

3-Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

2-Super Smash Bros. Brawl

1 is...

MARIO IS MISSING!
This game is the most epic, awesome, legendary, and...*gasp*...fun...game...ever. You play as Luigi and get through very varied levels and rescue Mario! The final boss is Bowser who is very fun to fight!
Just kidding, Here's the real game.

SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I love Super Mario Bros. 3. Whether if I'm playing it on a 5-inch screen, or a plasma TV. All the suits are very very creative. The Tanooki suit might put the words "What the..." on Americans minds. But raccoons turning into statues is a very famous legend in Japan.
The frog suit is annoying when you're on land. But when you use it on water levels it feels great! If you have a Wii, GBA, DS, NES, SNES or emulator. Just get it now. You will enjoy it.

Nintendo 3DS FAKE GAMES!!!!!!!!!

(I made all of these myself)
Super Paper Mario 3DS!


Luigi's Mansion 3DS!

World of Goo 3DS!



I had an Angry Birds one but I can't find it in my file browser.

The pictures are not mine.