The Most Pointless Story Ever
Mario wakes up and mysteriously hovers downstairs.
Mario: WOOHOO!
Mario picks up his NES and smashes it against the wall. The Pillsbury Doughboy comes out.
PD: Eat Kentucky Beans!
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario goes outside and sees Toadsworth running in circles.
Mario: What’s going on?
Toadsworth: PENCILS ARE ATTACKING!
Mario: NO!
Toadsworth becomes tiny.
Mario: HUH???
Mario goes to Peach’s castle and sees it is now golden.
Peach opens the front door.
Peach: MARIO! I WON A CUPCAKE!
Mario: CUPCAKE!
Peach eats her cupcake, her dress is now red.
Peach: I’m peachy!
Peach’s head starts spinning around and around…HEY! This is rated PG! No Exorcist stuff!
Peach is now a chicken.
Mario: FEATHER!
Mario picks up Peach and throws her in the dumpster.
Peach: NO!
Mario sees Waluigi playing hopscotch.
Waluigi: NO! THE FINAL LEVEL SCARES ME!
A bat appears in Mario’s hand and he bangs Waluigi with it.
Waluigi: YOING!
One trillion coins come out from Waluigi’s nose.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario picks up a coin and runs back to his house to see it is now tiny.
Mario opens the tiny door.
Pillsbury Doughboy: KENTUCKY BEANS!
Mario: NOOOOO!!!
Mario cuts the PD up with a pencil.
Mario’s house is bigger again, Peach is now normal and Waluigi is not rich.
Luigi: Hey Mario, your NES broke so I got you a new one.
Mario smashes the NES.
Luigi: THAT COST THIRTY COINS!
The PD comes out again.
PD: Kentucky beans!
Mario: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral: Don’t smash your NES.
The End
The Pillsbury doughboy is not owned by me or neither is all the Mario characters.
