Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cute! (and creepy)

I was messing around with Photoshop and I made this picture that is cute and creepy! (because of Weegee it's creepy)


I'll make more soon!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Donkey Kong Review

The one that started it all. Donkey Kong. Yes, Donkey Kong is such an old game; but is it a bad game? Maybe it is, maybe it's not.

Presentation:
Well...You start out with a nice 8-bit menu. Not very exciting. The background is very boring and the story is very simple; some girl named Pauline gets kidnapped by a BIG ape and some man needs to save her. The score is 65!

Sound:
Probably one of the best things about the game. Those classic sound effects and music are sure to keep you going. I love the title screen music and the 25m theme is so cool! The score is...75!

Graphics:
It's 8-bit! It is just 8-bit! Nothing exciting. It's really just a bunch of blocks on top of each other, but still has a nice feel to it. The score is...50!

Gameplay:
The way you play is really cool. Jumping over barrels and rescuing some lady. I love it. Very classic and good style. I wish it was a bit more complex though. The score is...80!

Preservation:
You'll be done with it in no time! There are 4 levels (or 3) and they are all pretty easy (except 75m). Not very good; but is still very fun and nice! The score is...45!

Overall:
Donkey Kong is a mediocre game for hardcore gamers. But it is good for casual gamers. Overall this game is recommended for gamers who like all that 8-bit stuff. But if you're a modern gamer; better not buy. The score is...63!

Something Off-Topic

This is SO off topic but I'd like to share this with the readers of my blog!

It's me playing the Harry Potter theme blindfolded!

LINK

Monday, March 14, 2011

Top 5 Hardest Mario Levels

Hello! You know, Mario isn't just world 1-1 you know. There is danger; loads of it. So today I'm making a list of all those levels that will make you break your controller.
(This can count any level from Wario, Yoshi or Donkey Kong)

5-World 8 Fortress (Super Mario Bros. 3)
I hate this level so bad! Actually, I sort of have a love/hate thing with it. You need a raccoon suit for this castle and if you don't you have to go through all this trouble getting one! But what ticks me off is that this is a maze! If you make a wrong turn you might be dead anytime soon.

4-Penny Crygor (Wario Ware: Smooth Moves)
It took me FOREVER to get through this level. The boss game is so hard and the new form "The Mortar and Pestle" is so hard to control. I like the music though. Anyways, I hate this level A LOT!

3-Itty Bitty Biters (Donkey Kong Country Returns)
I HATE THOSE FURRY THINGS! This level scared me a bit. It scared me most because of it's intense difficulty. There are these stacker things that will fall down on you and sometimes they'll NEED to fall down on you. I think this is a very hard level (and a scary one too!).

2-World 8-4 (New Super Mario Bros Wii)
It's another underwater level! It's annoying but easy. WRONG! You can't see in this level. You really can't. It's dark and hard. They created this level so we could break our Wii (not really). I still hate this level so bad! I'll always hate it!

Okay! Now what could be the hardest, most evil, most suspenseful level yet? Let's recap!

5-World 8 Fortress (SMB3)

4-Penny Crygor (WW: SM)

3-Itty Bitty Biters

2-World 8-4 (NSMBW)

1...

The Great Tree! (and all other of Chapter 2 in Paper Mario 2)

I don't like this chapter. I don't like it AT ALL! What is so annoying? Well...here is why it is annoying.
-YOU HAVE TO GET 101 PUNIES TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND AT ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!
-Some weird dude sets a bomb for 5 minutes and you have to get out! (this is annoying because it is a maze)
-All the colors are depressing

Okay! That wraps it up! I would have chosen the Great Maze for the hardest level, but it doesn't qualify! Be sure to check out the new poll!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Top 10 Mario Songs (REMADE!)

Whoa! Another one? Yeah, My song list has changed. Here is the list!

10-Yoshi's Story Boss
Cute, but very epic. It has a very nice parade march to it. I've never fought Cloud N Candy but I heard he is so hard and it takes people like, 100 times to beat him.

9-Armed Boss
Very fast and well paced. I loved Super Mario RPG (but that final boss is so hard!) and I love this song. NYAAAAAAAAAH!

8-Elder Princess Shroob Battle
SO EPIC! Now I think this boss is so creepy. But the music is what takes the cake. It's so epic! I know I just said that but I wanted to say it again!

7-Excess Express
You just began Chapter 6 of the game and you're on a train! It's so cool! It has a nice train theme to it. It makes the list as number 8!

6-Tomorrow Hill
IT HAS LYRICS! Is it just me but does the voice say "taco bell stand". Anyways, this song is so cool. That boss stage is very annoying though.

5-Tiki Tong Song
I love Donkey Kong Country Returns. I don't have it but I rented it from Blockbuster. I love this song a little too much! You are getting sleepy...

4-Smorg Battle Music
I love Smorg so much because it is so weird and gross! AND IT'S MUSIC IS SO GOOD I COULD EAT A MILLION TARANTULAS! Whoa! I took it a little too far there! Anyways, I like it because it is very um...good!

3-Brobot L Type Music
It's very techno. Very very techno. Mr. L was not my favorite boss (Mimi was!). But his second bot caught my attention; by his sound. A very good song and number 3!

2-Super Dimentio Battle
Still a great song. I will never forget it. I sorta wrote about it before but I guess I can write about it again! Number 2 it is! But what is number one? Recap first!

10-Yoshi Story Boss

9-Armed Boss

8-Elder Princess Shroob Battle

7-Excess Express

6-Tomorrow Hill

5-Tiki Tong Song

4-Smorg Battle Music

3-Brobot L Type Music

2-Super Dimentio Battle

1...

Boo Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This song is touching. I really never played Mario Golf but who cares! This song is perfect for credits or something. This is overall the best Mario song yet in my opinion and I'd like to hear yours! I will opening a poll on your favorite song on here and from my first top 10 songs! The poll is opening March 14th!

*Extended versions of songs are not looped by me and all songs belong to Nintendo*

Answers

Answers to Scramble
1-Mario
2-Pikmin
3-Game Boy Advance
4-Clubba
5-Zero Suit Samus
6-Mother Brain
7-Super Mario Sunshine
8-Wario Ware
9-Fire Emblem
10-Super Mario Galaxy

Friday, March 11, 2011

Nintendo Scrambled!

Here is a fun game! Unscramble these words!

1-Amiro

2-Piinmk

3-Egma Ybo Vdacena

4-Alubcb

5-Eroz Tisu Sumsa

6-Rehotm Ianrb

7-Upers Moria Sunhnies

8-Oirwa Arew

9-Ifer Melbme

10-Repsu Iraom Yaxalg

Can you do it?

Answers will come tomorrow!!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Top 5 Best and Worst Super Smash Bros. Brawl Characters

Hello! I love SSBB so much that I've decided to make a post of the top 5 best and worst characters! so we'll start by doing the worst and move to the best!

5 WORST-Olimar
His down attack doesn't attack at all; but calls his lost Pikmin to his aid. But why does he suck? Because if he loses a Pikmin. He can pluck one right up! I think the down attack should have been something different. His final smash rocks though.

4 WORST- Mario
Yep. The plumber we all know and love is bad at fighting. But why is he bad? Because his down attack. FLUDD can't deal any damage and takes a while to operate. His final smash is epic; but bad.

3 WORST-Ganondorf
He might be almighty but that doesn't mean he's a good brawler. Since he is the slowest character in the game and is a slower Captain Falcon; this guy deserves number three.

2 WORST- Mr. Game & Watch
I can't find out how to work his down attack and he overall sucks. His main attack is throwing food at you. The judge attack works sort of well but it doesn't do much damage unless you get an eight or nine.

Now what could be the most horrible, bad and ultimately weak character? But before we say that. We'll recap.

5-Olimar

4-Mario

3-Ganondorf

2-Mr. Game & Watch

1...
SONIC!
I love the idea for Sonic so much. But if you put him in terms of fighting. He is so weak. Since all his attacks are basically the same and are very weak. This guy is the worst SSBB character in my opinion. Plus his final smash sucks.

Now for the good characters!

5-Samus
Samus is so awesome! All her attacks are rad; my favorite attack is the laser she shoots out. Her final smash is also one of the most complex final smashes. She shoots a POWERFUL laser that will KO your opponents. But what happens after that? She becomes Zero Suit Samus and becomes weaker; but is still a great character.

4-Kirby
HIIIIIIIIIII guys! Kirby can be any character with his copy ability. He can attack as many times as you want. He also has the most powerful defense move in the game; it can even outsmart MARTH'S final smash. His hammer also can cook up some damage. Hey, talking about cooking; did you see his final smash?

3-Luigi
Yep. He's even better than Mario. Do you guys wanna hear something? I like Luigi better than Mario in mostly all games; Mario Kart, Mario Party and Mario Galaxy. Luigi's Mansion was better than Mario is Missing; why was it better? BECAUSE IT HAD LUIGI'S NAME IN IT! Okay. Sorry for overacting. He is still a VERY good character though. And another thing is his final smash which is very weird.

2-Captain Falcon
Falcon PUNCH! Captain Falcon is one of my all time favorite characters, obviously. Now why is he so good? Everything. He is just like Ganondorf except he is faster and a tiny bit less powerful. His final smash is also very damage dealing.

Now what is the most awesome brawl character yet? Let's recap.

5-Samus

4-Kirby

3-Luigi

2-Captain Falcon

1...
Birdo!
I needed to stick something like that in.

REAL 1...
NESS!
Ness has attacks like no other. He can us PK Fire unlimited times and PK Thunder is so cool. His final smash could have done some work but who cares. He is the most powerful, awesome and best character in the game.

Thank you for reading!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Animal Crossing: City Folk-FUN!

Animal Crossing: City Folk is a great game. But why is it fun? Because this is all the fun stuff you can do!

1-Donate to the museum (of course)
2-Upgrade Nook's (I'm on Nookway)
3-Stick neighbors in pitfalls (They will get mad)
4-Dig for treasures (I still hate Gyroids)
5-Push neighbors around (They'll get mad)
6-Go coelacanth fishing (they only appear when it's raining)
7-Play over Wi-Fi! (The best way to have fun)

There is tons of more stuff but this is my best way to have fun!

Stages in Super Smash Bros 3DS/DS

Well I was thinking how much I love Super Smash Bros Brawl. Because of that I was thinking of writing down some possible stages if it came out on the 3DS/DS.

Bowser Airship
Waluigi Pinball
Pokemon Stadium III
Koikori Village
Butter Building
Crateria
Nookingtons
Jungle Hijinxs
Underworld
Twoson
Nintendo DS
SPECIAL STAGES:
Emerald Hill Zone
Pac-Maze

These are just some of them. There will likely be much more.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Super Smash Bros Brawl Review

Super Smash Bros. Brawl is one of the games in the critically acclaimed Super Smash Bros. Series. Now what do I think? You'll find out soon enough.

Presentation:
The presentation is very nice. You also get to collect trophies, stickers and did I mention you can actually build your OWN stage. The controls are perfect. Let's say you're used to holding that GameCube controller, can be done or if you like the Wiimote and Nunchuck, can be done. The score is...96!

Sound:
Really. It's basically classic Nintendo tracks. But even better. The music is a masterpiece. The sound effects are funny too, like when Kirby goes "HIIIIIIIIIIIII!" There really isn't much to say about it but it is worth a...100!

Graphics:
What? Why does Mario look so real in the game? Yep, realistic sprites of characters. Move back 64 Mario, Realistic Mario is coming in. Plus the backgrounds of the stages are so good and the stages themself! The score is...100!

Gameplay:
POW! BASHKAM! BAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The game is simple. You KO your opponents to get points and if your opponent KOs you. You lose a point. The 4 special moves are super fun to use and it's always fun to taunt. My favorite character right now is Captaiin Falcon. The score is...100!

Preservation:
Probably the biggest downer. I mean. They could have stuck Shadow in or maybe just put Waluigi in. But it will still keep you going for the while. Still, it has a wide amount of characters and stages. Score is...95!

Overall:
One of the best fighting games. Wait? It IS the best fighting game. This is highly recommended for any hardcore gamer and the majority of casual gamers too. The score is...98!