Top 6 Scariest Mario Bosses

We've all thought Mario was innocent and cute. Well sometimes it can get well...scary.
I know I'm doing a post that should be done in October but I have the urge to do it and I don't wanna wait til' October.

Each boss comes with a song and a description and a picture.

6-Tubba Blubba's Heart





Wait...There is an organ for a boss? That's just CREEPY! Now this boss is the boss of Chapter 3 of Paper Mario. Well technically Tubba Blubba is the boss but he is basically too easy so this guy is sort of the true boss. The creepiest thing about him is his eyes and that fur. His music is epic too.


5-Smithy (True Form)

Now everybody hates Smithy. Who causes all that annoying stuff in Mario RPG.
But what is so annoying about him? His HEAD. His plain head. Look at his mouth. It looks like just weird fangs. WHY COULD HAVE THEY KEPT THE UN-SCARY SMITHY!!! (I have never fought this boss)

4-Chauncey










Goo goo ga-RUN!!! Luigi's Mansion is known for being a sort of scary game. Chauncey is this crazed baby who grows giant and tries to kill you. Now ghosts are creepy and giant babies creeep me out. Mix them together and this is what you get. He attacks with kids toys, how original!


3-B0gmire




Whoa! Luigi's Mansion is scary. Now this guy makes Chauncey look like a Koopa. He lives in a SCARY graveyard and can teleport. The way he is sort of liquidy is scary.


2-Bouldergeist





WHAT IS THAT THING?????? It is three words. Gives you nightmares. Now the boss itself is extremely scary. But to make it worst it's true form is disgustingly gross. I can't post a picture so try Googling "Bouldergeist true form" The music is cool.



Before 1...We shall recap...

6-Tubba Blubba Heart

5-Smithy (TRUE)

4-Chauncey

3-Bogmire

2-Bouldgeist

1...

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SUPER PAPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

SUPER DIMENTIO!


WHAT IS THAT...THING????!!!!! It's scary of course. Now clowns are very scary in my opinion. Giant insane clowns that look like Luigi are even scarier. The weird chain he's attached to is crazy. And that fist is even creepier. When he dies his head falls off. Luckily no blood. THE BOSS MUSIC IS EPIC!



Thank you for reading.

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Review

Paper Mario: TTYD (better known as Paper Mario 2) is an RPG game for the GameCube. Let's see how it is.

Presentation:
When you first start the game you know something good is coming. The controls are more than simple to learn. The cutscenes are also legendary too. Menu is also good too. Score is...90!

Sound:
Songs for almost every occasion. Some of the themes will get stuck in your head. You are sure to love about 99 percent of the music. Sounds are good too. It was good how they added voices to the characters instead of silent characters in the original Paper Mario. The music and sounds are basically flawless. Score is...100!

Graphics:
Almost perfect. It might be papery and all that. It might be me but some people complain about the 2D graphics. But what they're forgetting is that it's called "Paper Mario" not "3D Mario" I do think the graphics could have done a tiny bit more work though. The score has to be...95!

Gameplay:
A bit too good. If I could give it over 100 I would. But I guess 100 is the limit. When you first start the game you'll be in Rogueport. A weird town filled with thieves. Then you'll go to the desperately annoying but fun Great Tree and the funnest chapter in my opinion called "Of Glitz and Glory" also there is one chapter called "For Whom Pigs The Bell Tolls" or at least that is close to what is called. The battle system is perfect too. Score is...100!

Preservation:
I have not even completed the game yet. Why? Because they make you fight THREE extremely challenging bosses in a row. I don't want to ruin the game so that is all I'll say. I haven't reached the third boss who is the final boss yet. But I've seen the second one and finished the first one. I am not sure if there is replay value. So I'll leave that out. Maybe there is. Score is...100!

Overall:
The best GameCube game yet. One of the best Mario games. It's in the top 5 at least. The battle system was good. The music was outstanding and the overall is...97!

Mario Kart Wii Review

Mario Kart Wii is a racing game for the Wii. One of the best games ever. Let's go over it, shall we?

Presentation:
Save files are a great addition. That way you can challenge your sibling, mom, dad or roomie to play. Controls are wonderful. I play with the Wii Remote. Just the Wii Remote itself. No wheel. I also love the menu. The score has to be...80!

Sound:
The tracks are great! Did I mention they did voices for Dry Bowser? Sorry if I spoiled that. The sound when you do a trick is basically refreshing. Some music like Toad's Factory is just amazing. If you like hearing good music. Try to get this game. The score is...90!

Graphics:
It's a Wii game. What can you get out of it? Good graphics. The most the Wii can do. I would give it a lower score but 10 points because it's about all the Wii can do. Score is...80!

Gameplay:
...Just too good. So many tracks, so many ways to play. The Wi-Fi is just amazing. Playing with a friend is fun also. Even the Time Trials are really fun. I have to give it a perfect score...100!

Preservation:
Wait?! I unlocked all the characters, tracks and karts? What do I do? I know what to do. Beat your time in Time Trials or play with a friend forever. The game is particularly endless. Just another score that is unbelievable...100!

Overall:
Basically a great game. The best Mario Kart ever. If you're a Excite Truck fan or just a plain race car driver. This game is absolutely wonderful. Score is...90!

Super Mario All Stars: Limited Edition Review

Super Mario All Stars: Limited Edition (SMASLE for short) is a collection of four super Mario games, a CD and a Mario history booklet.
Now we're going to see the scores!

Presentation:
The box is great. There's a engraved Mario on it. The menu for the game? Nothing much. So it's basically a remake of the SNES version. Big deal. The CD boxart is OKAY. The cover on the booklet is the best as it is an 8-bit Mario made up of little scenes from Mario games. Controls are simple too. The score is...65!

Sound:
All the classic Mario sounds. Not anything different from the SNES version. SMASLE is a remake. What are you gonna get out of it? I still love it though. Maybe they could change it a bit more. Score is...70!

Graphics:
Good for the early 90's. I didn't feel they needed to make it like New Super Mario Bros. But maybe some changes. The graphics are good. But as I've been saying. This a port of SMAS. The score is...65!

Gameplay:
It's four games on one disc. I can't give all of them a score. But I'll put all of them together.
Okay...I think with all those great games...The score is 90!

Preservation:
You play. You play again. Nothing much to say here. The games will keep you addicted if you haven't beat it. But after you're done...PLOP! You're done. Score is...70!

Overall:
Okay. This game is good. But they needed some changes from the SNES version. The extras aren't that great either. But on the other behalf. You're expecting some good stuff.
Score is...72!

Hope you liked this review. My recommendation scale is on the positive side. But remember, the extras aren't the best. If you want this game for the games. Buy it. All the games are great!

Animal Crossing: City Folk Review

This is a great game. Basically for two reasons. A. It's another Animal Crossing game. B. Wi-Fi with friends.

I have decided to do a more accurate reviewing system. I'm rating games on a score to 1 to 100 and I am dropping the technical stat. It will be included in presentation now. I will then take a look back at my scores and see the average score.

Presentation:
The menu is good. Maybe the part where Rover talks to you could do some work though. Nooks shop is really developed. Even the cranny which gives you a nice feel to beginning the game. I like both of the controls too. The score is...80!

Sound:
The music is nice and relaxed. I don't exactly like it but it fits at least. Everybody knows about the annoying villagers voices. Some high some low. I like how the music changes depending on time of day. Score is...60!

Graphics:
What I'd be expecting on the Wii. Sorta boring 3D. I'm not saying I don't like the graphics. Neither do I like them. The score has got to be 50.

Gameplay:
You shop, you get broke and you sell. It's life. Bad things happen, good things happen. Pluck weeds, plant trees, annoy villagers. So much fun! This is a 90!

Preservation:
Keep playing this. This is a game that never finishes. So you might get something like 99,9999 bells. But you aren't done yet. Villagers come, villagers go. The score is 95.

Overall:
I highly recommend it to casual gamers. Hardcore gamers might find it too relaxed. The average score is 75. One of the best Wii games to exist. Some life simulation games like Sims 3 top it off but this is much better for children.

Stories Are Torture

Mario: Another day to be tortured in a story.

A brick falls on Mario’s head.

Mario: CHEESE!

Mario: I hate saying that! I’m allergic to dairy in the first place!

Mario: I’m a Mario!

Mario: GRRR!

Luigi: Hi Mario! You stupid idiot!

Mario: I’M AN IDIOT! WOOHOO!

Luigi: I HATE SAYING THAT MARIO IS STUPID!

Waluigi walks in, he falls in a pit.

Waluigi: THAT WAS UNNECESSARY!

Writer: Well yada yada yada!

Waluigi: EEK! I’M SCARED!

Waluigi: But I got the award for Mushroom Kingdoms 6th Bravest Man!

The background changes to Ice Land.

Luigi: Brr!

Lemmy: HAHA! I HAVE A FREEZE GUN!

Lemmy shoots the freeze gun at Mario.

Mario is now frozen.

Luigi: Thank god...WHO THE HELL IS WRITING THIS %$^&!

Writer: I am

Luigi punches the writer. But he dodges.

Luigi: Making yourself seem perfect! Bring back my brother!

Writer: Fine!

Mario unfreezes.

Mario: CHEESE!

Lemmy dies.

Luigi: YOU’RE A MURDERER!

Luigi: Oh yeah! I’m the writer now!

The writer kills Luigi.

Writer: I HAVE SUPREME VICTORY!

Waluigi: EEK!

Waluigi runs away.

Waluigi: HELP! I’M BEING PULLED AWAY!

Mario: OH YEAH!

Mario jumps on the writer. He ki...

Mario: HA! I’VE GOT CONTROL NOW!

The writer melts.

Writer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Let’s see...

Luigi comes back to life, so does Waluigi and Lemmy.

Luigi: THANK YOU!

Mario: There is one thing you could do...

Luigi does all Mario’s chores.

Luigi: MARIO!

Mario: That’s the way it goes.

The End

The Most Pointless Story Ever

The Most Pointless Story Ever

Mario wakes up and mysteriously hovers downstairs.

Mario: WOOHOO!

Mario picks up his NES and smashes it against the wall. The Pillsbury Doughboy comes out.

PD: Eat Kentucky Beans!

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario goes outside and sees Toadsworth running in circles.

Mario: What’s going on?

Toadsworth: PENCILS ARE ATTACKING!

Mario: NO!

Toadsworth becomes tiny.

Mario: HUH???

Mario goes to Peach’s castle and sees it is now golden.

Peach opens the front door.

Peach: MARIO! I WON A CUPCAKE!

Mario: CUPCAKE!

Peach eats her cupcake, her dress is now red.

Peach: I’m peachy!

Peach’s head starts spinning around and around…HEY! This is rated PG! No Exorcist stuff!

Peach is now a chicken.

Mario: FEATHER!

Mario picks up Peach and throws her in the dumpster.

Peach: NO!

Mario sees Waluigi playing hopscotch.

Waluigi: NO! THE FINAL LEVEL SCARES ME!

A bat appears in Mario’s hand and he bangs Waluigi with it.

Waluigi: YOING!

One trillion coins come out from Waluigi’s nose.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario picks up a coin and runs back to his house to see it is now tiny.

Mario opens the tiny door.

Pillsbury Doughboy: KENTUCKY BEANS!

Mario: NOOOOO!!!

Mario cuts the PD up with a pencil.

Mario’s house is bigger again, Peach is now normal and Waluigi is not rich.

Luigi: Hey Mario, your NES broke so I got you a new one.

Mario smashes the NES.

Luigi: THAT COST THIRTY COINS!

The PD comes out again.

PD: Kentucky beans!

Mario: NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moral: Don’t smash your NES.

The End

The Pillsbury doughboy is not owned by me or neither is all the Mario characters.