Bidoof was sad because nobody liked him. All the fully evolved Pokemon laughed at him, the pseudo-legendaries beat him up. So he decided to get some balloons and throw a party at his dam. Bidoof was so excited to have at least ONE Pokemon come to his party, then when he went outside...
Nothing.
Bidoof then got mad, so he decided to attract attention by stealing from the museum. Bidoof then snuck into the art museum and tried to steal...but it was the middle of the day.
"You'll never make a friend!" a Furret said, "You're just a stupid, dumb mouse!"
Bidoof went home and cried. But then he thought, "Hey! I bet the other Bidoof will play with me!"
He went to the park, but no Bidoof, he went to the zoo, but no Bidoof.
"I give up," he thought.
"Don't!" a mysterious voice said.
"Who is it?" Bidoof said.
"Me! Jirachi!" The voice said.
"Who?"
"Jirachi!" Jirachi said.
"What do you want?" Bidoof asked with disrelief.
"To...BLOW YA UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jirachi said with craziness.
"What?" Bidoof said, "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
