Monday, January 10, 2011

Worst Ideas for Mario Games

10-Mario and Sonic at the Academies
Play as all your favorite Mario and Sonic characters to win a Academy Award! This is a 1/1000 chance you're gonna win! So if you like losing, buy this game!

9-Mario's Box
Decorate a cardboard box with only 2 colors, black and white, After that, Mario can pretend it's a spaceship, a car or a box!

8-Mariobook
Try to make as many friends as possible! It is extremely easy! You'll probably get six-hundred friends a day!

7-Super Mario: Locked In A Bathroom
You're trapped in your bathroom! Shake the Wii Remote to call for help! This game will probably take you a second to beat.

6-Mario Kart: Roundabout
Play as your favorite Mario characters as they drive around a circle again and again! Best of all, there's no winner!

5-Wario's Big Chest
Open a big chest up and find nothing! Great game.

4- Yoshi's Tongue
Play as a paramedic and fix Yoshi's tongue!

3-Super Short Bros.
Start out right next to the flagpole! After that, you're done!

2-Mario Soda
Drink some soda with Mario and friends!

1-Mario Dance
Click on Mario, He puts his arm up!