Cyndaquil Likes Jigglypuff

One day there was a Cyndaquil who had a crush on a Jigglypuff.

Cyndaquil had never seen the Jigglypuff's face, so one day when he was at the park he saw her and he went up to her.

"Hi!" the Cyndaquil said.

Jigglypuff turned around and it wasn't Jigglypuff, it was a Machop.

"Like my costume?" the Machop said.

Cyndaquil fainted.

THE END

Special Random Review!

I'm doing a random review after my next review! So I'm going to put all of the games names in a random sequence generator. The lowest on the list will get chosen! So here are the games:

Kirby's Epic Yarn

Guilty Party

Run Roo Run

Super Mario Bros

Super Paper Mario

Now let's put them in!

AND...

Coming in at the number 5 spot is KIRBY'S EPIC YARN!

Coming in at the number 4 spot is SUPER PAPER MARIO!

And coming in at the number 3 spot is Super Mario BROS!

Coming in at number 2 is...GUILTY PARTY!

So I'm reviewing Run Roo Run after Mario Kart...

YOU CAN'T SAY THE NAME!

Sorry....

Thanks and goodbye!

Flagpole X FAQ #2

I did a FAQ a while back. So I wanted to do another one! So here you go!

Q-I am starting a website/Youtube channel about video games, what is some advice I should follow?

A-Don't give up, even if there are obstacles in the way, because one day you might become rich and famous because of your website or videos.

Q-How many games do you have?

A-I can't count all of them, I'd say 35 approximately.

Q-Are you ever going to do some sort of contest?

A-Maybe when this blog gets more popular I'll do some sort of sweepstakes.

Q-I'm hungry

A-Go make yourself something.

Q-Is Minecraft violent? Just because it sort of plays like a first-person shooter I get a little worried.

A-Not at all.

Q-I really am hungry

A-Who are you?

Q-Why is your blog called Flagpole X?

A-Because of the flagpole in Mario games, the X is just to make it more "epic"

Q-I'm STARVING

A-WELL GET SOME DANG FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q-Do you answer REAL questions?

A-If I ever enable comments I will try to answer questions, but that probably won't happen until a couple years or so.

Thanks for reading! But we have one last question!

Q-GIVE ME FOOD!

A-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 5 Best and Worst Games I Have Reviewed

In my last post I told you guys I was going to make a very special post the next day, but I sort of forgot to do it, but here it is! Top 5 Best and Worst Games I Have Reviewed.

Scores also won't have an effect on these games.

THE BEST:

5-Super Mario Galaxy 2:

Even though I thought this game wasn't my favorite game of all time, I still love it for it's amazing atmosphere and gameplay.

4-Super Mario 3D Land:

The game is great, even though I didn't play in 3D, I still had tons of fun playing it. The fact that it had eight special worlds made me love it even more.

3-Super Mario Bros. 3:

In my "Top 5 Funnest Games I Have Ever Played" list, I put this at number one, but now I do feel it's too outdated to still be my favorite though, but is still a great game.

2-Super Mario Galaxy:

The game is innovative, a classic and beautiful, if you haven't bought this game, you need to go to your nearest store and buy the game NOW.

1-Minecraft:

This game is literally amazing, what kind of game lets you build anything, go everywhere and basically do everything? This game still holds off as one of my favorite games of all time.

THE WORST:

5-Face Raiders:

The game is a good game, but I wish there were more levels because it really is a good game, just very shallow though.

4-Donkey Kong:
The game wasn't bad, it's just outdated, but I believe it is good for about 200 Wii Points, but not for 500.

3-AR Games:

The idea sounds good, but it turns out to be bad when you actually play it, none of the games feel like games, they feel like a tech demo that is just Nintendo's way of saying "We can make anything happen with the 3DS!" (which is not true).

2-Mario is Missing:

Yes, he is missing something, fun. Seriously, if somebody could make a great edutainment game, it would be Nintendo, I know this game is old, but still, I feel like it could be a little more...fun?

1-Cooking Mama: World Kitchen:

This game is awful, it's not fun, the controls don't work, and it's...$21 DOLLARS? This game isn't even worth ten dollars! It's worth a dime a dozen! So yeah, if you have this game, playing frisbee with it is probably even funner than actually playing the game itself.

So there you have it!

Thanks and goodbye!

Good Games Gone Bad: Just Dance 3

I like the Just Dance series, Just Dance 3 was the best though, but is there anything bad or weird about it? Well...there are four things.

1-Weird Dancers:

Okay, some dancers are normal, but when I look at the"Party Rock Anthem" dancer, I just think the developers didn't know what would go good with the song so they just improvised.

2-Bad DLC:

Face it, the downloadable content here sucks, we don't want to play old Just Dance 1 songs or Just Dance 2 songs, we want to play exclusive Just Dance 3 content. (Mario was cool though)

3-Unlockable Content Should be New Songs, Not Mashups:

Yeah, I never got really into the whole mashup idea, how about more new songs, okay Ubisoft?

4-No Just Dance:

Lady Gaga's song still isn't on here, it's probably too expensive, but why can't they do a cover version of it, they did it with a good amount of songs on the game, so why can't they do it here?

That's it for now!

Bye! (tomorrow is a very special post, literally)

Sorry for Delay

Sorry about the post not being there, I will post it tomorrow for sure.

Minecraft Collecter's Challenge

I have a Minecraft survival challenge, get every obtainable block in the game. Yes, every obtainable block. This can be played on any difficulty. You can obtain unobtainable ores with the silk touch enchantment, but you can play it without a silk touch, if you want to, get pickaxe and enchant it if you want to do it the hard way.

This has probably been done before...

So I have a little twist, and that is having only one tool at a time when you're out, see you'll build a base, and when you leave that base, you may only have one tool, so choose wisely and you can only go out four times a full day and night period.

Now here are some rules

*Operating blocks (workbench, furnace, piston, note block, etc) do not have to be crafted unless wanted to, End Stone doesn't have to be collected either.

*Blocks must be placed after collecting in a special area.

*You can use an inventory editor for these items:

Clock

Compass

Map

*No mods that can help you (TooManyItems, Single Player Commands, etc)

*Don't have to collect every item in the game, just placeable blocks.

Thanks for reading!