NO MORE HIATUS! :P

Hey guys, I um...haven't posted in quite a while...so instead of making some long post that says "sorry for my hiatus," I am just going to write a good ol' fashioned review! About Mario Galaxy! Wait...I already did SMG? Well I'll be darned...I know! Hotel Mario! Wait...I've never actually played that game before? Well...the original Super Mario Bros then! (SNES graphics enhanced version)

Presentation:
The game is light and colorful! A baby could navigate the menu screen, but too simple at this time. I give this a 90.

Sound: 
The most classic song in video games is on here! 100!

Graphics:
The graphics at the time were pretty good compared to the Atari and stuff, but yet I feel there were (S)NES games that looked better, 90.

Gameplay:
A formula so perfect that is so perfect of perfectness that is so perfect oh my god perfectness perfect too much perfect! A 100.

Lasting Appeal:
Even though this game is great, it gets old after a while, even though the princess will give you a second quest after you beat the game, it still gets old.
This gets an 85.

Overall:
This game is great, and deserves a score of....
93!

Papa's Freezeria Review (Kinda)

Take this, play Papa's Freezeria, it's awesome.
I am doing a mini-review because it's 10 PM at night.

It gets a 99 okay you got that?

gud.

WOOOOOO IT AWESOME

If i got to sleep i mite slam head on keyboy777b6 aijiqz

full revew comin this weeeeeekeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Review

Okay, everybody seems to like this game, so I will review it.

Presentation:
It is presented horribly, it isn't realistic at all, the game is so light and happy. I give this a 10.

Sound:
It isn't epic at all. 10.

Graphics:
Its all cartoony, XBOX is better. I give this a 5

Gameplay:
Not fun and very tedious. I give this a 1

Lasting Appeal:
The game will last you about 10 minutes. I give this a 3

Overall:
Horrible, ugly game, gets a 5.

April fools. The game is great. Not going to review it anytime soon though.

Seed N Tell #1

New post series! Minecraft seeds! Today's seed is "KermitTheFrog"

It spawns you in an awesome mountain biome with huge mountains and cliffs. There is a TON of cool in these mountains.

So yeah, the seed is KermitTheFrog.

I HATE NEW BLOGGER!!!!!

This new blogger layout is so annoying. Ugh...please keep it the way it was...

Tetris (Classic Gameplay) Review

Okay! Tetris...yeah, this will be for ALL versions of the classic gameplay of Tetris, as they are all the same. Let's go!

Premise:

Almost everybody knows how to play Tetris, you try to stack blocks and get rows, I can't explain in words though...so look up Tetris on YouTube or just play it online or on your phone.

Presentation:

All versions are very well polished. It's clean and not too hard to navigate around the menus, so this deserves a 90.

Sound:

Look up "Tetris Theme" on YouTube and see what I mean. This gets a 95.

Graphics:

These games have never really been about the graphics, but it still has good graphics, even the Game Boy version looks pretty sweet. The newer versions also look amazing. I give this a 85.

Gameplay:

Stacking blocks and making rows has never been this fun, the gameplay is classic, simple and excellent, everybody can enjoy it. I give this a 100.

Lasting Appeal:

You can play this game forever and still never truly beat it. You just keep wanting to come back to it, but it might get boring for some people after a while. So I will give this a 90!

Overall:

I actually have reviewed Tetris Party Live for the DS, but that was really about the online play.

The classic gameplay of Tetris is simple yet enjoyable. It's a great game to play when you're bored or not bored. So I give the game of Tetris a...92!

Kinect Disneyland Adventures Review

I just rented this game yesterday, but I had to review it because of it being either excellent or god awful, what one is it, you'll have to see.

Another thing I'd like to point out is that I go to Disney World a lot, so I will be more critical.

Magic Kingdom in Florida and Disneyland in California are basically the same thing, so that's something to remember.

Premise:

This is a new category, I'm not going to judge the games on this, but this is is to tell you what it's about. The premise here is that you're a kid at Disneyland who somehow gets in the park without any money. In the game you talk to characters and play minigames based off rides.

Presentation:

The presentation in this game is excellent, they recreate Disneyland just right, from the rides to the restaurants, this is a excellent game in terms of presentation, the colors are also bright and colorful, I give this a 95.

Sound:

This is also very good too, the voice acting is amazing. But there is one thing that annoys me, the talking families in the background! Yes, you're not at Disneyland alone, there are other families that add more life to the game, but they just won't shut up, but at the same time I liked the families because they brought more life to the game. The music is okay. I give this a 45.

Graphics:

The games graphics are...okay. They don't really show what the Xbox can do...but they are better than some Wii games. But they really don't impress that much. So I will give this a 40.

Gameplay:

Ugh...You know what, here is a list of why I hate the gameplay so much.

-Controls are broken

-Tedious getting to characters

-Minigames are tedious and boring

So yeah, this gets a 15.

Lasting Appeal:

The game may look like it has a lot of replay value, but it doesn't, every minigame feels the same and it'll take you about 15 minutes just to get to one character to another, so this will be a "end of the shelf" title. This gets a 30.

Overall:

The game is god awful, the controls are broken, the gameplay is tedious, the graphics and sound don't come up to the Xbox's potential. But this ended up getting a 45...so I will subtract 10 points away from this score.

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The game gets a 35!